avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever
"Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Okay, then. Write by: . It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. And nobody wants that shit. One beat. Blanket excuse.. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. #unlimitedpride They don't say good night. The elevator dinged. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Tony said. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. Although I, you know. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. We play the fun rules, right? And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. On that thought, neither is Tony. Mmm, neat. #captainamerica He looks up at the clock. Ow. Please consider turning it on! Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. What could possibly go wrong, right?. It's been great, guys.. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. This is the good stuff. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Wanda said. "Language!" Because because the strings! Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. as well as Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. #spiderson This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Better?. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Said Sam. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. #peterparker It's Stark.. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Maybe this game was fun after all. She knew, obviously. All of the adults take a shot. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Work Search: Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. The other just rolls his eyes. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. "Hell yeah. "Explain, now. including: I was dirt poor in the great depression. Hah. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . #geniouspeter Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Peter just shrugged again. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. 1. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. We are, aren't we?. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Okay. "You knew?" They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". "What!
avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever